FROM MY PERSONAL CAVE "SOMEWHERE"
We get American TV here in the cave and these days we watch it gleefully... except we can't stand the infidels at FOX, where they are definitely NOT helping our cause. I have given orders to our fighters that when we get to America and take over, the males who have watched FOX will be forced to read the New York Times, watch NBC, CBS and ABC 50 times a day and the females who have watched FOX will be "bagged up" to run around in especially ugly Burkas.
Amazingly, the left wing Democrats in the American Congress have shown that they are ignorant of what destroys the morale of their own troops. Yes, we know they say they care for troop morale but after watching them on TV during Bush's speech, what they say is obviously just so much camel dung. Ali, my servant, almost fell over the dialysis machine in disbelief when he saw all of those left wing Democrats sitting on their honkers in defiance of sending more troops to Iraq... (read on)